Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"It's important for young men and women who look at the Nebraska champs to understand that quality of life is more than just blocking shots." -George W. Bush, in remarks to the University of Nebraska women's volleyball team, the 2001 national champions, May 31, 2001
 
 

Random Quote
 
"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet."
— Mae West
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#2 Animals that lay eggs dont have belly buttons.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
... is so fat, When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
A: Shoot him again.
 
 

Quick Joke
 
Don't you feel like sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
 
 


The Urinal Is Too High

By: linglehaPublished: 10/03/2008
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

A group of 2nd, 3rd and 4th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack (Churchill Downs) to learn about thoroughbred horses.

When it was time to take the children to the bathroom it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.

Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one holding onto their "wee wees" to direct the flow.

As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, "You must be in the 4th grade."

"No, ma'am, " he replied. "I'm the jockey riding Silver Arrow in the seventh.

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?

Related Links
  • Tongue Urinal
  • Awesome Urinal
  • Pee In The Musical Urinal
  • Urinal Soccer
  • Urinal Exam
  • Waiting for the Next Urinal
  • Watch Out For The Shark
  • Holy Urinals
  • Men\'s Room Etiquette
  • Wet Floor
  • Pissing Contest
  • Letterman
  • Stand And Deliver
  • Stranded
  • Standing To Pee
  • Ever Been THIS DRUNK Before?
  • Good Balance
  • Uni-toilet
  • Hey Beertender
  • Bus Stop Public Urinal

  • More Sex Jokes...

     

    Search
     
     
    This Section

    START THE FIRST ARTICLE FORUM THREAD  

    You must register to participate in this discussion. There are no threads in this Article Forum yet. Please check back soon...

    Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


    Most Recent
    Gynecologist's Assistant
    A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown ...
    11.13.2009

    A Whopping Baby Boy
    An LSU fan is drinking in a New York bar, when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar, announcing his wife has just given birth to a typical Louisiana baby boy weighing 25 pounds...
    09.27.2009

    Secret Surgery
    A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon ...
    08.11.2009

    Woodpecker Bragging Rights
    A Texas woodpecker and a New Mexico woodpecker were ...
    03.05.2009

    Rate This!

    3.83 Goofballs of 5
    12 Viewer(s) rated

    Rating the content is for registered users only.

    Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    Woodpecker Bragging Rights
    A Texas woodpecker and a New Mexico woodpecker were ...
    03.05.2009

    Most Foul Nastiest Joke I Know (you Are Warned)
    An Arkansas girl asks her Dad to use the car. He ...
    01.07.2009

    Flat Belly
    A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his ...
    11.15.2008

    Wife In a Coma
    Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath .One of them was washing her private area and noticed a slight response whenever she touched her there ...
    10.29.2008

    Two Years Ago
    Best Divorce Letter Ever
    Dear Connie, I know the counselor said we shouldn't ...
    03.19.2008

    Time To Do The Dishes
    Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.
    03.03.2008

    After 25 Years
    A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary.
    03.02.2008

    It's Go Time
    A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver's seat reading a computer magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting.
    03.01.2008

    Lookie Here!
    Dilbert Gives You the ...

    Casino Joke
     
    I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
     
     

    Goofball Facts
     
    When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop - even your heart!