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Three Stages of Marital Sex

By: theresalovePublished: 06/29/2000
 
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The three stages of marital sex are as follows:

Stage 1, House Sex: Upon first being married, the newlyweds engage in sex all over the house; living room, kitchen, shower, etc.

Stage 2, Bedroom Sex: After the "honeymoon phase" wears off, sex is only found in the bedroom.

Stage 3, Hallway Sex: Being married for so long, the only sex you get is passing each other in the hall and saying, "Fuck you".

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started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.30.2001 3:42:20 PM EST)

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nice (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(04.27.2001 2:23:35 PM EST)

sounds like my parents

oh, my. (0 replies)
started by stupidfuck
(12.21.2000 4:29:21 PM EST)

yup, it's true. i'm in the fuck you stage and have been for a long fucking time!

jumpinjeezuzonafrigginpogostick!

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started by kmwww12
(09.18.2000 6:48:22 AM EST)

i don,t now how find sex in this web. also i want photo about that.
thank

let's hope its not like that (0 replies)
started by joanna143
(08.27.2000 8:35:11 PM EST)

i'm getting married on sept 23, 2000, this joke scares me.

this blows (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.11.2000 11:16:53 PM EST)

come on man, can u think of anything worse than this shit, fuck you is really sex, you suck

say what (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(07.06.2000 12:23:02 PM EST)

forget u

here is a joke (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(07.02.2000 4:04:57 PM EST)

there were three cocks a irish cock a english cock and a gay cock and the english cock says cock a doodle doo the irish one says doodle doodle cock and the gay one says any cockle doo

Hey, it's the cock ring guy!!! (1 reply)
started by SuicideKing
(06.29.2000 6:47:21 PM EST)

"Any cock'll dooooooo!!!!" hehe..sorry, got sidetracked..anyone know what show that was from though? ;)

jelis4 (1 reply)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.29.2000 4:44:02 PM EST)

They forgot the 4th stage of sex. And thats when you get fucked for the last time in the courtroom.

it was so funny (0 replies)
started by dolcie
(06.29.2000 0:16:27 AM EST)

i forgot to laugh

How true! (0 replies)  
started by danno
(06.29.2000 0:04:58 AM EST)

This is only too true to reality! Let this be a warning to anyone thinking of signing on the bottom line.


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