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 Two couples were playing cards | | By: Laura | Published: 01/26/1999 | | |  |
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Two couples were playing cards. John accidentally dropped
some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them
up, he noticed that Bill's wife was not wearing any underwear!
Shocked by this, John hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's wife
followed him and asked, "Did you see anything that you like under
there?" John admitted that, well, yes he did. She said "You
can
have it, but it will cost you $100."
After a minute or two, John indicates that he is interested. She tells
him that since Bill works Friday afternoons and John doesn't, John
should
come to her house around 2:00 pm on Friday.
Friday
came and John went to her house at 2:00 pm. After paying her
$100 they went to the bedroom, had sex, and then John left. Bill came
home about 6:00 pm. He asked his wife, "Did John come by this
afternoon?" Reluctantly, she replied, "Yes, he did stop by for
a few minutes." Next Bill asked, "Did John give you
$100?"
She thinks 'Oh hell, he knows!' Finally she says, "Yes, he
did
give me $100." "Good," Bill says. "John came by the
office this morning and borrowed $100 from me. He said that he would
stop
by our
house on his way home and pay me back.
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shall we play cards?anything that goes up has to come down.
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