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"Just remember it's the birds that's supposed to suffer, not the hunter." - Advising quail hunter and New Mexico Sen. Pete Domenici, Roswell, N.M., Jan. 22, 2004
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"Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone."
— Jan King
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#40 It is possible to lead a cow up stairs but not down.
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... is so fat, When she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again!
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Q: What's the Cuban National Anthem?
A: "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
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 Virgin Softball Games | | By: damsel | Published: 07/08/2004 | | |  |
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A young couple wander off to the bushes during a softball game on the outskirts of their small town and start necking. After awhile the guy abruptly stops.
"You know," he says, "we've been doing this for weeks now and I think it's time we had intercourse," "Well, maybe," she says, "but I'm a virgin and I heard it hurts. Besides, all those people in the field may hear us."
The boy pauses and then says, "Hmmm, well if it hurts start making cow sounds, and I'll stop. But if it feels good, start singing. That way no one will ever guess what we're really doing!"
The girl agrees, so the two hastily take off their clothes and get down to business. Ten minutes later, everyone within a mile hear the following:
"Mooooooooo ... Moooooooo ... Moooooon Riverrrr!" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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