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 Where Babies Come from | | By: Kitten | Published: 10/28/1999 | | |  |
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One afternoon a little girl excitedly approached her mother, and announced that she had learned where babies come from at school that day. Amused, her mother replied "Really, sweetie, why don't you tell me all about it?"
The little girl explained, "Well... OK... the Mommy and Daddy take off all of their clothes, and the Daddy's thing sort of stands up, and the Mommy puts it in her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that's where babies come from."
Her Mom shook her head, leaned over to meet her eye to eye and said, "Oh, honey,that's sweet, but that's not where babies come from. That's where jewelry comes from." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | |
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free jewlery
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Anonymous Goofball
(10.30.2000 9:43:25 AM EST)
hope you enjoy
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Uh.. No
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Flygirl
(10.28.2000 5:33:37 PM EST)
Ya, sure. Do they think all women do shit like that to get what they want?? It's all good. :)
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