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 Widows Dating Advice | | By: thegrandpatron | Published: 10/06/2002 | | |  |
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Martha and Emma, two widows, are talking.
Martha: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date...I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him, before I give him my answer."
Emma: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment, punctually, at 7PM, and dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit. He brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there, but a beautiful car -- a limousine, uniformed chauffeur an all.
Then he takes me out for a marvelous lobster dinner, we go see a show -- let me tell you, Martha, I enjoyed it so much. I could have just died from pleasure! So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me two times!"
Martha: "Goodness gracious! So you are telling me I shouldn't go out with him?"
Emma: "No! I'm just saying, wear an old dress." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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Twice Eh ?
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marvin
(10.06.2002 5:10:35 AM EST)
Yeah he stayed for a week !
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Jekyl and Hyde
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willi
(10.06.2002 0:40:01 AM EST)
Oh yeah, George Johnson is a delight but the real fun didn't begin until George's johnson raised it's ugly head!
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