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The Trucker

By: SeaweedyPublished: 05/06/2001
 
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A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel outside Vegas.

He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich!!!"

The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal."

The trucker replies, "Listen sweetheart, I ain't horny, I'm homesick."

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    Total bullcrap (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (05.06.2001 12:12:25 PM EST)

    $500 would be his entire weekly paycheck.


    I still live my life in the fast lane.........I just get run over a lot more often now.
    Truckers are a weird breed, (2 replies)
    started by willi
    (05.06.2001 2:53:55 AM EST)

    Eat the woman and beat your bologna, Buddy!

    give your friend..... (0 replies)
    started by Mordred
    (05.06.2001 2:27:47 AM EST)

    a shotgun, and tell him to shoot himself!

    sounds like my friend Nick (0 replies)
    started by cravenmorehead
    (05.06.2001 0:21:50 AM EST)

    poor bastard married a former beauty queen and now 15 years later she is almost 300 lbs and ugly as hell

    sounds like my friend Nick (0 replies)  
    started by cravenmorehead
    (05.06.2001 0:21:01 AM EST)

    poor bastard married a former beauty queen and now 15 years later she is almost 300 lbs and ugly as hell

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