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"And, most importantly, Alma Powell, secretary of Colin Powell, is with us." —Bush, introducing Alma Powell, wife of Secretary of State Colin Powell Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush on FirstAnniversary of the USA Freedom Corps," Jan. 30, 2003
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"I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness."
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#192 Jupiter spins so fast that there is a new sunrise nearly every ten hours.
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so fat she can use Mt. Everest for a dildo.
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Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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Did he try...
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started by
dickweed
(02.20.2001 11:54:42 AM EST)
Did he try the Hershey Highway??
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Jeezus Please!!
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started by
greenapplesplatters
(02.19.2001 11:00:52 PM EST)
Good grief, how fucking OLD can you get????Strike a blow for freedom ... Slap a Democrat!
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OLD...
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started by
testiclees
(02.19.2001 7:15:30 PM EST)
need i say more?I am Testiclees: Lord of the Pants
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The Birth of soda
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started by
AriesBabe
(02.19.2001 12:36:04 PM EST)
One day Pepsi Cola came into town,
His brother Coca Cola shot him down,
Dr. Pepper fixed him up,
Now we all drink 7-up.
Make 7
Up yoursIf you don't like it...
Then don't lick it
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So Old......
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started by
acornett1
(02.19.2001 8:57:47 AM EST)
I first heard this one before there were any such things as home computersAaron Cornett Sr.
ICQ# 55192412
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Mmmm Sweetness
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started by
cheeseball
(02.19.2001 8:26:22 AM EST)
Good ole Mary Jane, whatever became of that sweet little piece?Don't sweat the petty stuff, but always pet the sweaty stuff.
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