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The Cock Shop

By: damselPublished: 05/08/2004
 
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This guy walks into a clock shop, walks up to the girl at the counter, undoes his fly and puts his cock on the counter.

The girl behind the counter says, "Excuse me sir, this is a clock shop, not a cock shop!"

To which the man replies, "So put two hands and a face on it!"

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    Waaaaaa hahahahahaha! (3 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (05.08.2004 2:32:56 PM EST)


    OMG, that's hilarious! I'm gonna remember that line. Thanks, Damsel.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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