A pretty blonde woman is driving down
a country road in her
new sports car when something goes wrong and it breaks down.
Luckily, she happens to be near a farmhouse. She goes up to the
farmhouse and knocks on the door.
When the farmer answers, she says to him, "It's Sunday night and
my car broke down! I don't know what to do! Can I stay here for
the night until tomorrow when I can get some help?"
"Well," drawls the farmer, "You can stay here, but I don't want
you messin' with my sons Jed and Luke."
She looks through the screen door and sees two men standing
behind the farmer. She judges them to be in the early twenties.
"Okay," she says.
After they have gone to bed for the night,the woman begins to
get a little horny just thinking about the two boys in the room
next to her. So she quietly goes into their room and says,
"Boys, how would you like for me to teach you the ways of the
world?"
They say, "Huh?"
She says, "The only thing is, I don't want
to get pregnant, so
you have to wear these rubbers." She puts them on the boys, and
the three of them go it all night long.
Forty years later, Jed and Luke are sitting on the front porch,
rocking back and forth.
Jed says, "Luke?"
Luke says, "Yeah, Jed?"
Jed says, "You remember that blond woman that came by here about
forty years ago and showed us the ways of the world?"
"Yeah", says Luke, "I remember."
"Well, do you care if she gets
pregnant?" asks Jed.
"Nope," says Luke, "I reckon not."
"Me neither" says Jed, "Let's take these things off."
