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"We're expediting the administrative appeals process, so that disputes over projects are resolved quickly. In other words, not everybody agrees with thinning, there will objections. But we want those objections to be heard, of course—every citizen needs to hear a voice." —Bush, hearing voices in Summerhaven, Ariz. Source: The White House, "President Bush Promotes Healthy Forests in Arizona," Aug. 11, 2003
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#186 A female kangaroo is called a flyer.
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was in church with a tee-shirt on that said "WHO FARTED?"
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Q. How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
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 3 girls | | By: Kitten | Published: 11/14/1999 | | |  |
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This guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist
"Listen, I have 3 girls coming over tonight. I never had 3
girls at once, I need something to keep me horny, keep me
potent."
So the pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom
drawer and takes out a small black cardboard box marked with an
"X" and says "Here, if you eat this you'll go NUTS for 12
hours!"
The guy says "gimmee 3 boxes".
The next day, the same guy walks into the same pharmacy, right
up to the same pharmacist and pulls down his pants. The
pharmacist looks in horror as he notices the man's penis is
black & blue, with skin hanging off in places. The man says
"gimme a bottle of Deep Heat". To which the pharmacist replies
"Deep Heat? You're not going to put Deep Heat on that are you?"
The man replies "No it's for my arms, the girls didn't show
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this really happened to me.
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