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 The Winning Irish Toast | | By: Seaweedy | Published: 09/28/2001 | | |  |
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John O'Riley was a member of an Irish Toast Masters Club and one
evening at the local Irish Toast Masters meeting, a contest was
held to see who could deliver the best toast. Well, John O'Riley
won the contest for the best toast of the evening, "Here's To
The Best Years O' Me Life Spent Between The Legs O' Me Wife."
When John O'Riley arrived home his beautiful wife asked him how
the Toast Masters meeting went and he said, "I won the contest
for the best toast of the evening."
His wife then asked him what his toast was, and he said, "Here's
To The Best Years O' Me Life, Spent in Church Wi' Me Wife."
His wife then said, "Why John, that's so nice of you to include
me in your toast."
The next morning, Mrs. O'Riley was downtown shopping and ran
into the local police man on the beat who was also at the Toast
Masters meeting with John O'Riley. He said, "Hello Mrs. O'Riley,
that was some great toast that your husband John gave at the
Toast Masters meeting last evening. He won first prize".
"Yes, that's right," said Mrs. O'Riley, "But he wasn't quite
honest with the facts: he's only been there twice, the first
time he fell asleep and the second time I had to pull him out by
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Then how come
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they've got three kids ? LOL
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