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So, what is your penis' name?

By: JohnnyWaddPublished: 01/29/1999
 
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A guy is walking down the street and decides to go into the corner bar and get a drink. As soon as he walks in, he realizes it is a gay bar. He thought 'What the hell, I'll stay and only have one drink'.

The waiter comes up to him and says 'Before I can take you drink order I need to know the name of yor penis'.

The guy replies 'Look I am not here for romance, just a drink'.

The waiter says 'I still need to know the name of your penis. For example I call mine Nike - you know, just do it'.

The guy thinks for a while and says 'Well I call mine Secret'. The waiter looked puzzeled and ask 'Why Secret?'. The guys replies ' You know - strong enough for a man, but made for a woman'.

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    hey there! (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (11.04.2000 0:07:37 AM EST)

    Thought you would get a kick out of this one!
    Amara and Jeni

    Hahaha (0 replies)
    started by MoparGal
    (10.30.2000 9:42:57 PM EST)

    I'll have to remember this one!

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    started by Jon111
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    Damn right its made for a woman.
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