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Miracle Ear

By: misspkPublished: 11/23/2002
 
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A woman goes to her doctor and said she wanted an operation done because her vagina lips were much too large. She then asked the doctor to keep the operation a secret as she didn't want anyone to find out, so the doctor agreed.

She woke up from her operation only to find three roses carefully placed beside her in bed. Outraged she immediately calls in the doctor. She said to him, "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"

The doctor told her he did not and not to worry. He then continued, "The first rose is from me. I felt bad because you went through this all by yourself. The second one is from my nurse. She assisted me with the operation and had the operation done herself."

Just then the girl asked about the third rose. The doctor said, "Oh, that rose is from a guy upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears!"

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    Hahahaha (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.23.2002 12:59:33 PM EST)

    He can have an eargasm every time he uses a Q-tip.

    LMAO here! Great joke, Your Flawlessness.

    My schween is small but my tongue is mighty!
    pretty snazzy, huh?

    Hey Roger (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (11.23.2002 6:57:14 AM EST)

    Michel Jackson would like to have the skin off your schween, for his nose. If you ever have it circumcised. Have you seen that weirdo lately? Michel Jackson not your schween. LOL

    Twat's that???? (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (11.23.2002 0:15:32 AM EST)


    I cunt hear you.

    hahahahahaha

    What a surprise ending ... this deserves a real ^5

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