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"The recession started upon my arrival. It could have been - some say February, some say March, some speculate maybe earlier it started - but nevertheless, it happened as we showed up here. The attacks on our country affected our economy. Corporate scandals affected the confidence of people and therefore affected the economy. My decision on Iraq, this kind of march to war, affected the economy." - Meet the Press, Feb. 8, 2004
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"As the French say, there are three sexes-men, women and clergymen."
— Rev. Sydney Smith
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#37 A snail breathes through it's foot.
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... is so fat, She rolled over four quarters and it made a dollar!
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Q. What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
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 Have you heard of Ed Zachary disease? | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 12/02/1998 | | |  |
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A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date,nor any sex in quite sometime. She was afraid she might have
something wrong with her, so she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her MD recommended that she go see Dr. Chang, the well-known sex therapist. So, she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose." So she did.
"Now, get down and crawl reery fass to the other side of room." So, she did. Dr. Chang then said, "OK now crawl reery fass to me," so she did. Dr. Chang slowly shook his head and said "Your probrem vewy bad, you haf
Ed Zachary Disease, worse case I ever see, that why you not haf sex or dates."
Confused, the woman asked, "What is Ed Zachary Disease?" Dr. Chang replied, "It when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."
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