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The Woman Pharmacist

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 02/06/2002
 
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A man went into a pharmacy and asked to speak to a male pharmacist.

The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there.

She then asked if there was something she could help the gentleman with.

The man said, "This is embarrassing for me, but I have a permanent erection which causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment.

I was wondering what you could give me for it?"

The pharmacist said "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister."

When she returned, she said, "The best we can do is 1/3 ownership in the store, $3000 a month and living expenses."

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    What a Stupid Fucking joke (2 replies)
    started by beo469
    (02.07.2002 8:03:03 PM EST)

    It wasn't funny.

    Ahhhhhh...thr good ol'days (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (02.06.2002 6:20:14 PM EST)

    I can still remember back when I was young and in my prime....it was like having a permanent divining rod, or as I used to fondly call it, The Heat Seeking Moisture Missle!

      

    An oldie but (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (02.06.2002 4:35:14 PM EST)

    Goodie. ^5 bud.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    Hehehe..... (0 replies)
    started by sweetiepeach
    (02.06.2002 12:44:45 PM EST)

    ...this guy is the proud owner of Wonder Woodie...never limp, always ready, hard as nails, and ready to please...:)

    Mmmmm, I have a fantasy... ~SweetiePeach~

    I use to have... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (02.06.2002 9:01:51 AM EST)


    ...a permanent Hardon. Then I got married.
    Marriage changes passion.... suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

    I'll take it ! (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (02.06.2002 8:46:50 AM EST)

    a job for a short but very happy life indeed !

    Kiss my Ass !

    Free drugs too (0 replies)  
    started by malcom
    (02.06.2002 7:31:43 AM EST)

    I never met a female pharmacist I didn't want to pork.Take the offer you moron.

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