A Man's thoughts on Fellatio aka Rebuttal Etiquette (by a male)
1. First of all, yes you're obligated to do it. If you don't,
we will find someone (younger, prettier and dirtier) who will.
2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon full of cream is a hell of a
lot easier than licking a dead fish.
3. You want to talk about farting? Does the word "queef" mean
anything to you?
4. I will use your ears as I see fit. don't worry about it and
be thankful I'm not pulling your hair.
5. When you're on your period, stuffing something in your
mouth is the only way to stop you from bitching and moaning.
Suck it up!
6. Speaking of which, if you are bleeding for five straight
days, you need all the fluids you can get. trust me.
7. You bitch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you
that we get the short end of the stick in flavor country.
8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your
mouth.
9. Play with the balls.
10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had
better.
11. Caress the ass, too. We like that!
12. Make hay when the sun shines. it's "wide awake" in the
morning now, but when you get old & fat and looking for some
action, I gah-ron-tee it'll be "sound asleep".
13. If you swallow, then you don't have to worry about getting
any on your face, now will you?
