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 Serving Life | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 04/23/2001 | | |  |
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A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in
bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen
table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be in deep
thought, just staring at the wall. She saw him wipe a tear from his eye and
take a sip of his coffee.
"What's the matter dear? Why are you down here at this time of night?,"
she asked.
"Do you remember twenty years ago when we were dating and you were
only 16?" he asked.
"Yes, I do," she replied.
"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car
making love?"
"Yes, I remember."
"Do you remember when he shoved that shotgun in my face" and
said, "Either you marry my daughter or spend twenty years in jail?"
"Yes, I do," she said.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "You know...I would
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What's the difference?
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willi
(04.25.2001 4:33:44 PM EST)
Either way he would have spent twenty years in a living hell!
Don't do the crime if you can't do the time. It's funny how that term applies to both prison and marriage.
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finally
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started by
scubani
(04.23.2001 1:33:02 PM EST)
a joke from goofball that actually was funny!
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