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Tax Time

By: tjsherePublished: 03/06/2007
 
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A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions. He gets her name, address, social security number, etc., and then asks... "What is your occupation?"

"I'm a whore," she says.

The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no, that will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that".

The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl."

"No, that is still too crude. Try again."

They both think for a minute, then the woman states, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a call girl?"

"Well, I raised over 5,000 little peckers last year."

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Hey, gimme a break (1 reply)  
started by tjshere
(03.06.2007 5:16:44 AM EST)


It was a new joke back when I submitted it. LOL

my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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