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Lawn of ill repute

By: Northern BellePublished: 12/18/1999
 
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A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly he realized there was a nude couple making love out on the lawn. Then he noticed another couple over behind a tree. Then another couple behind some bushes by the house. He walked up to the door of the house and knocked.

A well-dressed woman answered the door and the man asked what kind of a place this was. "This is a brothel," replied the madam.

"Well, what's all this out on the lawn?" queried the man.

"Oh, we're having a yard sale today."

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I LOVE YARD SALES (0 replies)
started by donut38
(12.18.2000 0:04:36 AM EST)

BUT HAVE NEVER COME ACROSS ONE LIKE THIS

two story brothal (0 replies)  
started by jamesashton
(08.09.2000 10:41:11 AM EST)

same reason they don't have two story brothals to much fucking overhead!

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