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How to impress a woman, a man

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 12/02/1998
 
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How to impress a woman:
Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her

How to impress a man:
Show up naked.
with beer

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