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Wanna go hunting?

By: dizzzzzPublished: 03/13/2000
 
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A man comes inside his house and tells his wife to get her stuff together cause they are going hunting.

The wife laughs and says "no way" she isnt going anywhere.

The man then says "Listen I'll give you three choices:

1)you go hunting with me

2)you take it up the ass

3)you give me a blow-job.

He says he will give her a few minutes to think about while he went and got the truck and dogs ready.

He comes back in and asks her what she decided, she says she isn't going hunting nor is she going to take it up the ass.

So he unzips and she knees before him. As she begins she backs away and says "Yuk! This tastes like shit!" her husband answers

"The dogs didn't want to go hunting either"

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started by wickedcircusfreak
(03.15.2001 9:58:22 PM EST)

I heard that one like a year ago

It's down, down with the clown, Fuck fat bitches and charge 'em by the pound. I gets paid, and I bought a new Lexus, 'cuz I fucked a bitch bigger than Texas!

That's not what I heard... (0 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(03.15.2001 1:32:24 AM EST)


...I heard the dogs really DID want to go hunting, but he boned 'em up the ass anyway!



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that was sick (0 replies)
started by paparoach1
(03.13.2001 3:00:21 PM EST)

but pretty funny

We're going to infest

Ha ha ha ha ha ha..... (0 replies)
started by ILoveFineWomen
(03.13.2001 7:46:21 AM EST)

That was sick, but it was a good one.

IF ALL WOMEN LOOKED LIKE CHRISTINA AGUILERA, THE WORLD WOULD BE A MUCH HAPPIER, SEXIER PLACE! WHAT I WOULDN'T DO FOR A "GENIE IN A BOTTLE" RIGHT NOW!!!! MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR.

FIRST (0 replies)  
started by WWFROCKMAIVIA
(12.14.2000 2:00:51 AM EST)

IM FIRST

This site totaly reeks of awesomeness!!!

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