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 Wanna go hunting? | | By: dizzzzz | Published: 03/13/2000 | | |  |
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A man comes inside his house and tells his wife to get her stuff
together cause they are going hunting. The wife laughs and says
"no way" she isnt going anywhere. The man then says "Listen
I'll give you three choices: 1)you go hunting with me 2)you
take it up the ass 3)you give me a blow-job. He says he will
give her a few minutes to think about while he went and got the
truck and dogs ready. He comes back in and asks her what she
decided, she says she isn't going hunting nor is she going to
take it up the ass. So he unzips and she knees before him. As
she begins she backs away and says "Yuk! This tastes like shit!"
her husband answers "The dogs didn't want to go hunting either"
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wickedcircusfreak
(03.15.2001 9:58:22 PM EST)
I heard that one like a year agoIt's down, down with the clown, Fuck fat bitches and charge 'em by the pound. I gets paid, and I bought a new Lexus, 'cuz I fucked a bitch bigger than Texas!
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha.....
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started by
ILoveFineWomen
(03.13.2001 7:46:21 AM EST)
That was sick, but it was a good one.IF ALL WOMEN LOOKED LIKE CHRISTINA AGUILERA, THE WORLD WOULD BE A MUCH HAPPIER, SEXIER PLACE! WHAT I WOULDN'T DO FOR A "GENIE IN A BOTTLE" RIGHT NOW!!!!
MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR.
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