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Out of Prison

By: stimpyPublished: 03/08/1999
 
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A convicted rapist breaks out of prison and kidnaps a young couple from their homes. The man, turning to his voluptious wife, says "Remember honey, this man hasn't seen a woman in years. If he wants to have sex with you, just do it and pretend you like it. Remember, our lives are at stake."

His wife then spits out her gag and replies, "I'm glad you feel that way honey, because I heard him saying earlier that he thought you had a really nice ass."

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