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The Eveready Dildo

By: LauraPublished: 04/21/1999
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A little old lady with blue hair entered the sexual aids shop and asked in a quivering voice, "Y-y-y-young m-m-man, d-d-do y-y-you s-sell d-d- dildos h-h-h- here?"

The salesman, somewhat taken aback by the little old lady's appearance in his shop, answered, "Uuh, yes, ma'am. We do."

The little old lady, holding out her quivering hands about 10 inches apart asked, "D-d-do y-y-you ha-aave a-a-any ab-b-b-bout th-this l-l-long?"

"Well, yes ma'am, we do. We have several that size."

Forming a 5" circle with her fingers, she then asked, "A-a-are an-n-ny o-of th-them ab-b-bout thi-i-i-s b-b-b-big ar-r-round-d?"

"Well, Yes ma'am a few of them are about that big."

"D-d-do a-a-ny o-of th-th-them ha-a-ave a v-v-vibra-a-ator?"

"Yes, Ma'am, one model does."

"W-W-Wel-l-l-l, h-h-how d-d-do y-y-you t-t-turn it o-o-off?

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    very (0 replies)
    started by caterpillar
    (02.05.2001 8:46:09 AM EST)


    and even quite funny

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    cool (0 replies)
    started by 127122132
    (01.20.2001 8:08:48 PM EST)

    very good

    lee lov

    Yooo moma (0 replies)
    started by coupe
    (10.24.2000 7:20:08 AM EST)

    You need me not that. HONEY.. I'LL tell you I love you when I done!!! Hqa Ha ha ha

    this vibrator keeps going and going and going... (0 replies)  
    started by FawnLebowitz
    (06.10.2000 11:24:43 PM EST)

    this joke is halarious! an old lady tries out a vibrating dildo, and then she can't turn it off! that just goes to show that a good, hard dick (like mine) is going to satisfy a woman more than a battery-operated dildo ever will!

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