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By: RobnoxiousPublished: 06/20/1999
 
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An 80-year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.

"I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day he went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his rifle."

The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods and suddenly a huge grizzly bear appeared in front of him! Terrified, he raised up the umbrella, pointed it at the bear, and squeezed the handle."

"And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried.

Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No"

The doctor continued, "There was a loud explosion, and the bear dropped dead in front of him!"

"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot the bear."

"That's kind of what I'm getting at..." Replied the doctor.

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    started by bigswifty
    (06.20.2001 8:01:22 AM EST)

    I like that. Thanks Rob.

    I'm not second, I'm next.

    REMEMBER, IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME!!!

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