"The important question is, How many hands have I shaked?"-Answering a question about why he hasn't spent more time in New Hampshire, in the New York Times, Oct. 23, 1999
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A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and sends her the top part.
Later he receives another letter asking him to send a picture to his grandmother. The man cuts another picture in half, but accidentally sends the bottom half of the photo. He is really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong half, but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice.
A few weeks later he receives a letter from his grandmother. it says... "Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style... it makes your nose look too short!"
matt
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Anonymous Goofball
(10.09.2000 5:13:33 PM EST)
matt parsley from cleburne tx is a fucking faggot and loves to suck dick if you need a goodn blow job please call matt at 1-817-558-1281 or 817-558-3118 he works for rubbermaid in cleburne and drives a blue 2000 dodge pick up truck for a good time please give me a call
YA
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Anonymous Goofball
(10.04.2000 2:16:33 PM EST)
in that picture of me, it looks like I have 3 legs. Just call me Mutumbo!!!
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staring at the world and wondering why...
sounds like
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started by
donut38
(10.03.2000 0:11:33 AM EST)
he needs to go on a diet
first bitches
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started by
rook30505
(10.03.2000 0:04:20 AM EST)
this sux.where's the bar?
"You da best he-bitch in my man-stable.If I had 2 more manginas like you,I'd be a millionare"
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