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 Shagging Jane | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 10/13/2001 | | |  |
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One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and
during her questions about his life she asked him how he managed for
sex. "What's sex?" he asked.
She explained to him what sex was and he said, "Oh, I do that. I use a hole
in the trunk of a tree."
Horrified, she said, "Tarzan, you have it all wrong. I'll show you how to do
it properly." She took off her clothes, laid down on the ground and spread
her legs wide. "Here," she said, "Put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her a big kick
right in her crotch.
Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "What the hell
did you do that for?"
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heh heh heh
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started by
oxbrain
(10.13.2002 2:25:10 AM EST)
you don't know how many times I've felt the need to do that..."It ain't imoral if it's only oral"
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