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The Best Ears in the World

By: KittenPublished: 11/20/1999
 
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Bill rents an apartment in Chicago, and goes to the lobby to put his name on the group mailbox. While he was there, an attractive young lady comes out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe. Bill smiles at the young girl, so she strikes up a conversation with him.

As they talk, her robe slips open, and it's quite obvious that she has nothing on under the robe. Poor Bill breaks out into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, he places her hand on his arm and says, "Let's go to my apartment. I hear someone coming..."

Bill follows her into the apartment. Once inside, she leans against the wall allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now completely nude, she purrs, "What would you say is my best feature?"

The flustered, embarrassed Bill stammers, clears his throat several times, and finally squeaks out, "Oh, your best feature has to be your ears!"

She's astounded! "Why my ears? Looks at these breasts! They're full, they don't sag, and they're 100% natural! My butt is firm and doesn't sag, and have no cellulite! So, why in in the world would you say my ears are my best feature?"

Clearing his throat once again, Bill stammers, "Because, when we were in the hallway you said you heard someone coming... that was me!"

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Typo that ruins the joke. (0 replies)
started by zyxwv
(11.20.2000 5:00:37 PM EST)

Look at the second paragraph, at the sentence that says: "After a few minutes, HE places her hand on his arm and says . . . ." As written, HE is the one who says "I hear someone coming." Although the the reader gets the idea and can figure it out, it always pays to proofread what you send. (This is a suggestion which will be lost on most of the folks who submit to and post on this site, but they won't read this far anyway.)

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BILL IS (0 replies)  
started by donut38
(11.20.2000 0:04:18 AM EST)

A VERY LUCKY MAN

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