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"Some one of my visits—one of the reasons I'm visiting here is to ask the question, you know, to people, because if there's moving too slow or people are saying one thing and the other thing is not happening, now's the time to find out."—Bush, talking about hurricane relief Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks on Tornado Damage," May 13, 2003
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"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
— Jay Leno, Comedian
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#219 An electric eel can release a charge powerful enough to start 50 cars.
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so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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Q: What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?
A: Money.
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 The Best Ears in the World | | By: Kitten | Published: 11/20/1999 | | |  |
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Bill rents an apartment in Chicago, and goes to the lobby to
put his name on the group mailbox. While he was there, an
attractive young lady comes out of the apartment next to the
mailboxes wearing a robe. Bill smiles at the young girl, so she
strikes up a conversation with him.
As they talk, her robe slips open, and it's quite obvious that
she has nothing on under the robe. Poor Bill breaks out into a
sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, he
places her hand on his arm and says, "Let's go to my apartment.
I hear someone coming..."
Bill follows her into the apartment. Once inside, she leans
against the wall allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now
completely nude, she purrs, "What would you say is my best
feature?"
The flustered, embarrassed Bill stammers, clears his throat
several times, and finally squeaks out, "Oh, your best feature
has to be your ears!"
She's astounded! "Why my ears? Looks at these breasts! They're
full, they don't sag, and they're 100% natural! My butt is firm
and doesn't sag, and have no cellulite! So, why in in the world
would you say my ears are my best feature?"
Clearing his throat once again, Bill stammers, "Because, when
we were in the hallway you said you heard someone coming...
that was me!"
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