Mildred and Chester knew each other from childhood, but were in their
nineties when they got married. They had to wait for Mildred's mother to
pass away first. Back in those days there was no hanky panky before
marriage, so Chester and Mildred were both still virgins.
Needless to say Chester was pretty excited on their wedding night, having waited so patiently all these years. However, Mildred was very apprehensive as she had developed a heart condition and would have to tell Chester that they could not do it.
Chester is now sitting on the bed wanting Mildred to hurry up. He detects a
little reluctance on her part. Thinking that she is shy, he sends her
off to the bathroom to get undressed. When she reappears in her silk sateen
nightie, he gets her to sit next to him on the bed.
Not knowing how to get things started he pulls the first strap on her
nightie. She blushes just as red as her silk sateen nightie. She is really
concerned about telling Chester about her heart condition.
In the meantime Chester is looking at the first breast he has seen since his
own mother's. It is hanging there down to her belly button; gravity
having taken its course over some ninety years. He realizes her anxiety but
figures she is going have to be helped a little more. Now he pulls the
second strap and sees the second breast unroll downward before him.
Poor Mildred is now beside herself. She is going to have to tell Chester
about her heart. With a quivering voice and mustering up all her
courage, she says, "Chester I have acute angina".
Chester says, "I sure hope so. Your boobs look like hell."
