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Say A Prayer

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 09/20/2000
 
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A young unmarried couple decides after a few dates that they are going to sleep together. So, Tom, goes to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms.

Tom goes up to the pharmacy counter and asks the pharmacist for some Trojans. The pharmacist looks at Tom disgustedly and says, "What's wrong with you kids today, ya go on two dates and you wanna go to bed with each other. Why can't ya save sex for when ya get married. You should wait until you're married! Sex before marriage is a sin ya know."

Well, Tom calmed down the pharmacist and explained that his generation was a little different. He said that he and his girlfriend were just trying to act responsibly and take precautions against pregnancy and disease.

The pharmacist conceded that times were changing and finally sold him the condoms. That same night Tom was invited over to his girlfriend Katey's house for dinner with the family. When they all sat down, Tom asked Katey's father if he could say grace. Her father said yes and Tom proceeded to say a beautiful eleven minute grace thanking everyone from the Pilgrims to the President for the meal they were about to eat.

After dinner Katey took Tom aside and smiling, said, "Tom, you never told me you were so religious!" Tom smiled back and said, "Well, Katey, you never told me your father was a pharmacist."

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    heh...old but good... (0 replies)
    started by SuicideKing
    (09.22.2000 1:57:16 AM EST)

    that would suck on the old nizzodes, now wouldn't it?


    R¥äñ (the §üîçïÐê Kïñg) "When I go out, I'ma go out shootin' I don't mean when I die, I mean when I go out to the club, stupid!"

    I had to vote low (0 replies)
    started by BriRedfern
    (09.20.2000 4:25:30 PM EST)

    just to keep this shitty joke from breaking 4 goofballs. Let's be a little more careful with our votes folks, we don't want this shit on the top ten.

    well alrighty then... (0 replies)
    started by theresalove
    (09.20.2000 11:51:35 AM EST)

    would be an embarrassing moment, don't you think?????

    DUH!!!!!!

    Let that be a lesson... (0 replies)
    started by oliverclozoff
    (09.20.2000 1:56:02 AM EST)


    That's why I always buy mine out of the machine on the men's room wall at the tittie bar.



    Take time to stop and smell the panties.

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    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (09.20.2000 0:22:17 AM EST)

    ummm...can we get some new jokes on here!!!

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