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By: MarvinPublished: 01/13/2000
 
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Two Kiwi's are working on a building site in Auckland. Phul (Phil) & Muck (Mick).Anyway Phul turns to Muck & says "Cawww I've gotta take a piss, but there's no where to go, eh"
"Walk out to the ind of this plank" replies Muck "I'll stand on this ind & balance ut".
"Are You sure Muck?"
"Yis, no worries".
"100%?"
"YIS!!"
So out goes Phul to take a piss & the lunch siren sounds. Muck forgets what he's supposed to be doing and steps off the plank & Phul is a goner..........................

Several months later an Australian, a Frenchman & a bloke from IN ZID (New Zealand) are sitting in a bar discussing which of their respective Nations chase women hardest....

Wazza the Aussie says "Mate. I've been known to miss a piss-up session with the boys trying to crack on to sheila's!!"

Pierre, the Frenchman says "No, No, No, Ve Frenchmen chase ze women with much zest & give them gifts of love like Champagne to win their affection, it is us vor sure".

Meanwhile Bob (the Kiwi) sits laughing and says "No, you blokes are both wrong. The other month I was walking past a building site following these two gorgeous Birds, and this bloke comes plummeting from the sky with his dick in his hand screaming "CUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!"

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hehehe (0 replies)
started by oxbrain
(01.14.2001 2:31:11 AM EST)

funny shit

"They just fuck you and they fuck you and they fuck you some more. And just when you think they're done fucking you, that's when the real fucking starts"

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started by yomammasmamma
(01.13.2001 1:20:15 PM EST)

i give it an 7 bird jokes tend to be funny.

yo mamma!

funny joke man...1st (0 replies)  
started by BIGJOEL
(05.24.2000 10:37:06 PM EST)

I LIKE IT

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