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 The Golden Tampon | | By: Anonymous | Published: 03/10/1999 | | |  |
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Cinderella wanted to go the ball, but, by surprise, she got her
period. All of a sudden, her fairy god mother appeared. She
gave Cinderella a golden tampon.
The fairy god mother said to
take it out before midnight or it would turn into a pumpkin.
Cinderella agreed and skipped off to the ball.
The fairy god mother wanted to she how the ball went, so she
waited for Cinderella. However, midnight came, but no
Cinderella. It was 1 o'clock and the fairy god mother was
getting worried. 2 o'clock passed and the fairy god mother
was really worried. Then, at about 2:30, Cinderella came
prancing through the door. The fairy god mother asked what
happened. Cinderella replied, "I met Peter Peter Pumpkin
Eater!"
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