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"Some one of my visits—one of the reasons I'm visiting here is to ask the question, you know, to people, because if there's moving too slow or people are saying one thing and the other thing is not happening, now's the time to find out."—Bush, talking about hurricane relief Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks on Tornado Damage," May 13, 2003
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"If you want to say it with flowers, a single rose says: 'I'm cheap.'"
— Delta Burke, Actress
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#219 An electric eel can release a charge powerful enough to start 50 cars.
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so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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Q: Why do women close their eyes during sex?
A: They can't stand seeing a man have a good time.
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 Bear With Me... | | By: Anonymous | Published: 04/22/1999 | | |  |
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Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. As the sound of the rifle shot faded away, there was a tap on his
shoulder. He turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said,"You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex."
Frank decided to bend over.
Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip, where he found the black bear and shot it. As the sound of the rifle shot faded away, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time, a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said,"That was a huge
mistake, Frank. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex."
Again, Frank thought it was better to comply.
Although he survived, it would take several months before Frank finally eecovered. Outraged, he headed back to the woods, managed to track down
the grizzly, and shot it. He felt sweet revenge. As the sound of the rifle shot faded away, there was a tap on his shoulder.
He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there. The polar bear said,"Admit it, Frank,
you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
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