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Sheep and A Pig

By: SeaweedyPublished: 06/09/2005
 
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A man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm; his wife is lying in bed reading.

The husband says, "Sweetheart, this is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."

His wife looks up and says, "That is not a pig, it is a sheep."

The husband replies, "I was talking to the sheep."

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    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.09.2005 7:55:49 AM EST)


    to one of my all time favorite jokes.

    Except mine's a woman walks into a bar with a duck under her arm....

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    started by tjshere
    (06.09.2005 5:29:39 AM EST)


    Somehow I think the sheep is gonna be getting all the action from here on out.

    Good one, `weed. You da man!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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