A woman was having a passionate love affair with an inspector
from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on
in the bedroom together when her husband arrived unexpectedly.
"Quick," said the woman to her lover,"into the closet!" She bundled him into the closet stark naked.
The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of
the bedroom, discovered the man in the closet. "Who are you?!"
the husband demanded.
"I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone," said the exterminator.
"What are you doing in there?" the husband asked.
"I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths,"
replied the man.
"And where are your clothes?" asked the husband.
The man looked down at himself and said, " Those little
bastards!"
