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"The consultation process is a positive part of really allowing people to fully understand our deep concerns about this man, his regime and his desires to have weapons of mass destruction. Last question—and then I've got to go chip and putt for a birdie. [Laughter.] It was a good drive." —Bush, interrupting an Aug. 10 golf game in Waco, Texas, for a Q & A discussing possible U.S. military action against Iraq. Source: The Washington Post, "White House Veteran to New Guy: Oh, Beha-aaa-ave!," Lloyd Grove, Aug. 13, 2002
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#204 A stamp shaped like a banana was once issued in the country of Tonga.
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so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
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Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?
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Don't you feel like
sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
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 The Wedding Night | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 01/02/2002 | | |  |
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A young mixed-race couple decide to get married. On their wedding night, the virgin white bride was rather nervous, as she'd heard that black men had very large penises.
She explained this to her husband, who decided that the best way to get around the problem was for him to show her his manhood bit by bit.
As she lay on the bed naked, her husband shoved three inches of his dick around the door. "Are you nervous yet?" he asked.
"No, I'm OK," she replied.
He then shoved another three inches around the door, making it a grand total of six, and said: "Are you still OK?"
"Yes darling," she replied.
He pushed another six inches, revealing 12 inches of cock, and the bride said: "I'm still not nervous!"
"OK," replied her husband, "I'm gonna start coming up the stairs now!" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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uhh... no
(0 replies)
started by
razor696
(01.07.2002 6:26:15 AM EST)
i agree with GPfriends help you move out of your home, and into your new house. TRUE friends will stand there, watching you vacuum the floor, and wait until you're done to point out "missed a spot!"
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A Very Old One !
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started by
marvin
(01.02.2002 4:21:55 AM EST)
Where have you been TJ ? I heard this one when I was at school ! LOL
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