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Snack Cake

By: beckdaddyPublished: 02/15/2001
 
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A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, eating a snack cake while her dad gets his hair cut.

The barber smiles at her and says, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie."

"I know," she replies. "I'm gonna get tits too."

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    Ok, FU (0 replies)
    started by beckdaddy
    (02.25.2001 4:49:10 AM EST)

    change it to "Little Debbie" or whatever you want. Sorry, I wasn't hip to the fact that "twinkies" are queers, now. I'm just an old fashioned dude. EXCUUUUSE MEEEEE!

    Nice shot!

    How often... (0 replies)
    started by duck888
    (02.20.2001 11:50:16 AM EST)

    does her father mallest her?

    those (0 replies)
    started by blazed3wayz
    (02.15.2001 5:41:28 PM EST)

    kids are getting smarter by the hour you know

    it not what you can do for your country, it's how your country can fuck you over.

    ya know... (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (02.15.2001 2:53:19 PM EST)

    It would have been more appropriate if she were eating a slice of cherry pie.

    You can do the math...

    GIRLS HAVE (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (02.15.2001 10:53:44 AM EST)

    No.....boys have "twinkies"

    FUnny as hell (0 replies)
    started by thelizard
    (02.15.2001 8:30:53 AM EST)

    Funny as hell, GREAT first post!!!!

    Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

    BECKDADDY! (1 reply)
    started by devious3
    (02.15.2001 2:38:18 AM EST)

    Glad to see your first post was a good one.

    See ya at the WEOH.

    tyvm (0 replies)
    started by beckdaddy
    (02.15.2001 2:19:31 AM EST)

    my first official contribution to Goofball. You all are so damn funny!!!

    "Wake up to find out that you are the eyes of the world" -Robert Hunter

    i.... (0 replies)
    started by stnrken
    (02.15.2001 0:32:01 AM EST)

    would have to agree w/Kat25

    Life's a bitch, then you die and burn in hell with the rest of us. So shut the fuck up and deal with it.

    That was a... (0 replies)  
    started by Kat25
    (02.15.2001 0:09:51 AM EST)

    good one. *lmao* I liked this one..a lot.

    Kat

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