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"Well, I think we need to work with governments and institutions and NGOs to encourage the institutions of a free society," Bush said. "See, one of the interesting things in the Oval Office - I love to bring people into the Oval Office - right around the corner from here, and say, this is where I [have an] office, but I want you to know the office is always bigger than the person." - The Washington Post, "Rocking the Vote in the Middle East," Feb. 20, 2004
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#31 The average human will eat an average of 8 spiders while sleeping.
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Q. What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
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 Teacher's Help | | By: thegrandpatron | Published: 09/28/2002 | | |  |
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A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local race-track to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry, but mostly to see the horses. When it was time to take the children to the bathroom it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding onto their "weewees" to direct the flow away from their clothes. As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well-endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, "You must be in the 5th."
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Do jockeys
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wear jockey shorts ?
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