Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Cookies must be
enabled to log in

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"The other issue regarding health care is whether or not health care is affordable and available. And one reason it's not in certain communities is because there is (sic) too many lawsuits." Source: White House, "President Discusses Tax Relief in Minnesota: Remarks by the President on the Economy," June 19, 2003
 
 

Random Quote
 
"I refuse to admit I'm more than fifty-two even if that does make my sons illegitimate."
— Lady Astor
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#165 Panama is the only place in the world where you can see the sun rise.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so tall she did a back-flip and kicked Jesus in the mouth.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: Ever seen an asshole made of plastic?
A: Look at your driver's license.
 
 


Top ten signs your grandparents are still sexually active:

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 12/06/1998
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

10. Pair of edible Depends found on bedroom floor.
9. Lately, at night, they put their teeth in the same glass.
8. Grandpa grabs his crotch and complains loudly of "denture-burn."
7. Granny found cuffed to her walker.
6. Not only do you hear the bed squeaking, but also joints.
5. Grandma regularly looks at Grandpa's crotch and claps twice.
4. Your "Grandma" is Anna Nicole Smith.
3. You've just seen the photos in the "BeaverHunt" section of the May issue of Hustler.
2. Grandmother starts baking Viagra-chip cookies.
1. Kraft-matic adjustable bed set for "doggystyle."

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?

Related Links
  • Sexual Olympics
  • Sexual Harassment Claim
  • Sexual Combat
  • Wife Sues For Divorce After Sexual Rebuff
  • Sexual Blooper
  • The boss's sexual helper
  • Sexual Harassment
  • Sexual Adventures of Charlie Brown
  • Sexual Suicide
  • Strange Laws From Around The World
  • Drop The Pounds...Add The Inches
  • Samoan Pile Driver
  • Austin Powers Lingo
  • Sex Change Doctor on trial for Murder
  • 21-Year-Old Babe On Bond for Bagging Underage Boy
  • Wendy O' Williams
  • Vulgar Q&A's
  • Risque Q & A
  • Stupid sex laws
  • What If Dear Abby Was A Man

  • More Sex Jokes...

     

    Search
     


    Advanced Search
     
    This Section

    ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

    You must register to participate in this discussion.
    ok (0 replies)  
    started by bud98
    (07.19.2000 4:35:17 AM EST)

    have not found any of that

    Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


    Most Recent
    Two Old Guys Comparing, Um, Well, You Decide...
    Two old guys are sitting in a bar when the first one ...
    05.01.2008

    Priorities Change As We Age
    As we age, our priorities change ...
    04.08.2008

    Beer And Mowing The Lawn
    On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, ...
    03.30.2008

    Best Divorce Letter Ever
    Dear Connie, I know the counselor said we shouldn't ...
    03.19.2008

    Rate This!

    3.01 Goofballs of 5
    241 Viewer(s) rated

    Rating the content is for registered users only.

    Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    7 Kinds Of Sex
    The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind ...
    05.03.2007

    87 Year Old Woman Kills Husband
    One night a 87 yr old woman came home from Bingo to ...
    03.15.2007

    Woman Uses KY Jelly To Prevent Sex
    A husband came home with a tube of K Y jelly and said ...
    03.14.2007

    Social Security Sex
    Two men were talking. So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex."
    03.12.2007

    Two Years Ago
    Dating Rituals
    First date: You get to kiss her goodnight ...
    05.14.2006

    Stroking It Rich
    There’s this dreadfully boring dude behind a counter ...
    05.02.2006

    Itchy Pussy
    A woman shopped at a nearby grocery store, noticed ...
    04.29.2006

    At The Zoo
    Two old ladies are walking through a zoo. They come ...
    03.04.2006

    Lookie Here!
    Dilbert Gives You the ...

    Goofball Facts
     
    A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.