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"Columbia carried in its payroll classroom experiments from some of ourstudents in America."Source: The Washington Post, "With Edwards, White House Shows First-StrikeCapability," Dana Milbank, Feb. 11, 2003
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"Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject."
— Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a player who received four F's and one D. (1987)
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#154 Americans spend more than $630 million a year on golf balls.
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is so hairy that her electric shaver has three settings: light, medium, and TIMBER!!!
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Q: Why is it impossible for a woman to find a man who is caring, sensitive, and also good-looking?
A: All those men already have boyfriends.
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 Shake It | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 09/28/1999 | | |  |
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A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date
and finally she agrees to go out with him. He takes her to a
nice restaurant and buys her a fancy dinner with expensive wine.
On the way home, he pulls over to the side of the road in a
secluded spot. They start necking and he's getting pretty
excited. He starts to reach under her skirt and she stops him,
saying she's a virgin and wants to stay that way.
"Well, okay," he says, "how about a blow job?" "Yuck!" she
screams. "I'm not putting that thing in my mouth!"
He says, "Well, then, how about a hand job?" "I've never done
that," she says. "What do I have to do?"
"Well," he answers, "remember when you were a kid and you used
to shake up a Coke bottle and spray your brother with it?" She
nods. "Well, it's just like that."
So, he pulls it out and she grabs hold of it and starts shaking
it. A few seconds later, his head flops back on the headrest,
his eyes close, snot starts to run out of his nose, wax blows
out of his ear and he screams out in pain.
What's wrong?!" she cries out.
"Take your thumb off the end!!"
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