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"Whether they be Christian, Jew, or Muslim, or Hindu, people have heard the universal call to love a neighbor just like they'd like to be called themselves." - Washington, Oct. 8, 2003
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"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?"
— Linda Ellerbee
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#49 Despite its hump...camel's have a straight spine.
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... is so fat, To her, 'light food' means under four tons!
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Q. What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
A. Christopher Walken
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Don't you feel like
sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
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 Two little boys | | By: Kitten | Published: 05/26/2000 | | |  |
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Two little boys are sitting in the living room watching TV with
their Parents. The mother looks over at the father witha wink and a nod toward
upstairs.. the father "gets" the message and they both get up
and head towards the stairs. The mother turns back to the two
boys and says, "We're going upstairs for a minute, you two stay
here and watch TV, we'll be right back, OK ?
The two boys nod OK, and the parents take off upstairs..
The oldest of the two boys is old enough to know what's going
on, and he tiptoes upstairs. At the top of the stairs, he peeks
into his Mom and Dad's bedroom.
Back downstairs he goes, back to get his little brother.. "Come
with me.", he says. And the two little boys tiptoe up the
stairs. Halfway up, the older brother turns to his younger
brother and says:
Now I want you to keep in mind, this is the same
woman who used to bust our ass for sucking our thumb!!!!
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hi
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(08.10.2000 0:30:09 AM EST)
i like penis
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DrAcO 413
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(05.31.2000 1:08:52 PM EST)
THATS PRETTY SICK BUT ITS COOL
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eatshit@myass.fudge
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(05.28.2000 6:48:55 AM EST)
facal is an anti american prick
NIN rules
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Where's PK?
(1 reply)
started by
NakedCanuck
(05.26.2000 3:17:06 PM EST)
'cause I've got something to pacify you with... ;)The Naked Canuck
"I Am. Canadian!"
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ho
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(05.26.2000 8:15:08 AM EST)
first. i get it ha
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Americans Are Chickenshits
(4 replies)
started by
lacal
(05.26.2000 7:50:09 AM EST)
no more firsts or seconds, nomore of seeing the grassroots rasicm sexism there is, just bullshit left. complain some more about lame replies and kick your fucking face in, you cocksucker. It's only comments about the aformentioned subjects that contain any intresting discussion, only issues of contention that are of any worth..i.e. rascism etc. americans(all colours) are chickenshits and don't deserve what they have.
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this is week
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(05.26.2000 1:11:48 AM EST)
am i 1,2 or 3rd haha
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Second
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started by
somethingplease
(05.26.2000 1:10:30 AM EST)
Owned" Trying is the first step towards failure."
--Somethingplease
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