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 The Truth About Dad | | By: robnoxious | Published: 07/06/2003 | | |  |
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Little Johnny Tucker was in his classroom when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up... fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with a guy and do the deed."
The teacher, obviously shaken by his statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is it really true about your father?"
"No," said Johnny, "He plays for the New York Mets, but I was too embarrassed to say so." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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funny joke
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started by
simonsez
(07.06.2003 7:47:52 PM EST)
either way his dad would choke.
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LMAO
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started by
roger
(07.06.2003 12:39:00 PM EST)
Little Johnny Tucker
was a bad.......
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Hahahahahahahaha
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started by
marvin
(07.06.2003 7:22:53 AM EST)
oooh I could really insult one or two people here .... my dad's actually a box salesman/cement truck driver .... but I'd better not! LOL 
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