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Baseball in Hell
Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys ...
Published : 05.10.2008

Rate: 4.00
The Gutter
"Do you remember first meeting your wife?"
Published : 04.13.2008

Rate: 3.62
Scots Golfer
An 80-year old Scot goes to the doctor ...
Published : 12.19.2007

Rate: 3.92
Ever Hear Of A Mexican Golf Gun?
Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder ...
Published : 12.16.2007

Rate: 3.73
Best Round Ever
A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf ...
Published : 10.02.2007

Rate: 2.54
The Blind Golfers
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one ...
Published : 09.06.2007

Rate: 3.14
Out With an Eight Iron
Off the seventh tee, Joe sliced his shot deep into a wooded ravine. He took his eight iron and clambered down the embankment in search of his lost ball ...
Published : 08.20.2007

Rate: 3.92
Golfing In Ireland
An American golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive ...
Published : 07.02.2007

Rate: 3.87
Press Release - International Rugby Board
International Rugby Board (IRB) Rugby ...
Published : 05.27.2007

Rate: 3.73
Anthill Golfing
Once there was a golfer whose drive landed on an anthill. ...
Published : 11.12.2006

Rate: 3.92
This Hunter Just Don't Get It
Bill's all excited about his new rifle. So, he goes ...
Published : 10.31.2006

Rate: 3.92
Lamaze Class
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, ...
Published : 10.17.2006

Rate: 4.00
Tiger in Ireland
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
Published : 08.15.2006

Rate: 4.00
A Blind Golfing Date?
Stevie Wonder and Jack Nicklaus are in a bar. Nicklaus ...
Published : 05.30.2006

Rate: 4.07
The Perfect Shot
A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, ...
Published : 04.15.2006

Rate: 4.17
Golf Truisms
Golf balls are like eggs ... they're white. They're ...
Published : 02.16.2006

Rate: 4.00
Romance In The Rough
These four golfers are on the tee. Three of the guys ...
Published : 01.29.2006

Rate: 4.08
The Golfing Hit Man
Two old friends were about to tee off at the first hole on their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag walked up to them ...
Published : 12.09.2005

Rate: 4.17
Charlie's Hole In One
Rob goes golfing every Saturday.One Saturday, he comes ...
Published : 10.23.2005

Rate: 4.00
Ladies Out Golfing
A woman is enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends one day ...
Published : 10.03.2005

Rate: 4.08
Ransom
A Yuppie was sent a ransom note saying that he was ...
Published : 09.19.2005

Rate: 4.17
Tie Me Up
The other day I came home and was greeted by my wife ...
Published : 06.10.2005

Rate: 4.08
Detroit's Big Move
The coach had put together the perfect team for the Detroit Lions ...
Published : 04.01.2005

Rate: 4.07
Religious Golf
A man walks into the church and sits in the confession ...
Published : 07.23.2004

Rate: 4.21
Six Minutes Late
There was a man named George who got a new job. His fellow employees always ...
Published : 07.16.2004

Rate: 4.00
Here's What One Looks Like
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted ...
Published : 07.02.2004

Rate: 4.14
Golfing Mistake
A guy walks into a doctors office with a 5 iron wrapped ...
Published : 06.15.2004

Rate: 4.00
The Deer Hunter
This guy was deer hunting in North Carolina. He shoots ...
Published : 06.03.2004

Rate: 4.00
Heavenly Golf
Moses, Jesus, and another guy were out playing golf ...
Published : 05.04.2004

Rate: 2.43
The Nippless Indian
A young Native American woman went to a doctor for ...
Published : 04.29.2004

Rate: 4.09

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