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Athletic College Entrance Exam

By: JBWPublished: 04/18/1999
 
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Two very talented, but not too bright, football players went to take the "Athletic" version of the college entrance exam. The two players were allowed to sit next to one another and the coach gave them the test.

1st Question: Old McDonald had a __________?
The 1st player thought and thought and couldn't come up with the answer, so he asked his buddy. What's the answer? His buddy replied, Farm! Farm!
Oh yea, said the 1st player, how do you spell farm?
2nd player replied, E I E I O.

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    FIRST AHAHAHAH!!! sorry but ive been questing for a trophy!

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