Three baseball fans were walking down the street one day; one with a
Yankees hat, one with a Mets hat, and one with a Cubs hat. While walking,
they notice a hand protruding from a bush. Upon further examination, they notice that there is a dead naked woman in the bushes. They call the police and out of respect for the woman, each of them removes his hat to cover her naked body.
The Mets fan puts his hat on one of the woman's breasts and the Cubs fan covers her other one with his hat. The Yankee fan puts rests his hat over the woman's "other" area.
The police arrive at the scene and begin to examine the body. One officer,
notepad in hand, walks up to the woman, lifts up the Mets hat from the woman's
left breast, puts it back where it was and writes some notes in his pad. Then he lifts the Cubs hat from the woman's right breast, puts it back, and jots a few notes in his pad.
The officer then lifts the Yankee hat from the woman's "other" area, puts it
back, picks it up again, puts it back, and then picks it up and puts it back once more. The Mets fan, astounded at the officer's apparent perversion, says
"Hey what are ya, some sort of pervert? Why did you pick that hat up and look at that woman's privates three times?"
The officer turns to the Mets fan and says, "Oh I'm sorry. I was just a
bit confused. Usually when I look under a Yankee hat, I find an asshole."
