Golfer In Love
By: PortaJon	Published: 02/06/2001
An older gentleman often went golfing alone and would team up with anyone who was available. One day, he was teamed up with a lovely blond woman. They very much enjoyed their round together and met quite often afterward for a game. Finally, the gentleman decided he had fallen in love with the young lady and asked her to marry him. She replied, "But you don't know anything about me. Did you know, I am a hooker?" He said "That's OK - just straighten out your wrist and move your thumb a little." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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you idiots on goofball r gay (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (02.21.2001 8:08:37 PM EST) man these jokes stink, all of them, u guys used to be funny, i used to go to this site, and there would be a bunch of people commenting on the jokes cuz they were funny, now they blow, ur jokes stink, they r not funny at all

I got a joke! (1 reply) started by yaoha (02.11.2001 4:05:41 AM EST) One day, there was a man lost in a blizzard looking for shelter. He came upon this house, knocked on the door, and a chineese man ansered the door. The man said" im lost and im starving. Please let me in?". The chineese man said" Alright, but promise me you wont have sex with my daughter, if you do, i will give you the chineese torture test!". The man thought she would be some ugly broad and he promised, but it turns out, she's more fuckable than Brittney Spears! The man and daughter play footsies under the table during dinner. The chineese man went to bed as the man and daughter started to get it on. The next morning, the man saw a 50-Ib boulder on hs chest with a message saying"chineese torture test #1, 50 pound boulder on chest. The man said "big deal, Ill just throw it out the window.". And so he did. then as he throws it, he sees another message,"chineese torture test #2, boulder tied to left testicle. The man shouted"OH SHIT!!!" and he jumped out the window. As he falls he sees one last sighn"chineese torture test #3, right testicle tied to bed-post".

Golf jokes..... (0 replies) started by NakedCanuck (02.06.2001 3:13:45 PM EST) I'm a lesbian! The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

That is so f****** weak... (1 reply) started by Anonymous Goofball (02.06.2001 11:09:20 AM EST) I can't believe that someone wasted a f****** minute of my life by posting that s***. Yea! I'm second.

If I had my choice... (0 replies)   started by OliverClozoff (02.06.2001 0:58:38 AM EST) ...I'd rather marry a hooker than a slicer. (I bet John Bobbet wished HE'D married a hooker!) President, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

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