A very tall man walks into a bar and a woman recognizes him as a professional basketball player. They talk, and eventually they go back to his place. They start to kiss and the man takes off his shirt. On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK. "What's that?" the woman questions.
"Oh, I wear this so that when I'm on TV, people will see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me," he replies.
The man takes off his pants, and on his leg, he has a tattoo that says NIKE. "What's that?" the woman questions.
"Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when this tattoo is seen on TV."
The man drops his underpants, and on his penis he has a tattoo that says AIDS. "You didn't tell me you had AIDS!" the woman screams.
"No, No! Calm down," the man replies. "This will say ADIDAS in a minute."
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