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Two Black Eyes and A Golf Club

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 11/22/2001
 
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A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a golf club wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.

"We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.

"I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball... stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'"

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    Oh crap (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (02.23.2002 10:47:18 PM EST)

    I can only imagine.

    Good one Rob


    Just protecting my sheep

    Most of the time.... (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (11.23.2001 2:21:54 AM EST)

    a hole in one is something to celebrate.

    Where's the nearest ballwasher 'cause this is one soiled ball!

    ROFL! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.22.2001 11:27:51 AM EST)

    Ahhh, the truth always hurts, doesn't it?

    Funny as hell, Rob. ^5

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    hahahaha (0 replies)
    started by bettybimbo
    (11.22.2001 4:44:41 AM EST)

    Funny, but I would have blackened more than both his eyes for that one!

    Hey Roger ! (0 replies)  
    started by marvin
    (11.22.2001 2:04:10 AM EST)

    I hope you get better soon buddy ! LMAO

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