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Hairy Chest

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 11/26/2001
 
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The ambitious coach of a girl's track team gives the squad steroids. The team's performance soars. They win the county and state championship and eventually they are favored to win nationals easily. Penelope, a sixteen-year-old hurdler visits her coach and says, "Coach, I have a problem. Hair is starting to grow on my chest."

"What!" the coach says in a panic, "How far down does it go?"

She replies, "Down to my balls. That's something else I want to talk to you about."

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    The answer is simple GP (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (02.23.2002 10:48:41 PM EST)

    Stay gone 2 weeks next time..

    waaaaa hahaha


    Just protecting my sheep

    At least it's short (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (11.26.2001 11:02:19 AM EST)


    I'm gone for a week and this is what I come back to?

    No problem (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (11.26.2001 4:41:04 AM EST)

    just give yourself an extra couple of inches going over the hurdles.


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    And you are super-flexible?!?! (0 replies)  
    started by nakedcanuck
    (11.26.2001 0:22:14 AM EST)


    Damn, girl! We need to get you into a Anime-tentacle film right away!

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